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Twilight: A Guide to the Series
By Caroline Lupetini, Pop Culture Trivia Extraordinaire.

Well, since the Twilight series has become sooooooo big, I thought maybe the manly men, who will DARE not touch these books would like to know what their girlfriends, friends that are girls, wives, fiancées, moms, sisters, girl cousins, young-ish girl teachers, friends that are guys who have read these books are reading. So heeeeere it is. Consider reading!!!

Twilight is about a klutzy teen girl, Bella, who moves to Forks, WA from Phoenix, AZ to live with her dad. At her new school, she meets friends (yada, yada, yada) and learns of the SUPER HOT Cullen family. They consist of Emmett and Rosalie, Alice and Jasper, Edward and their adoptive parents, Carlisle and Esme. All have topaz (yellow-brown) eyes and don’t seem to eat. Edward and Bella become lab partners. At a beach party, Bella learns form an old friend, Jacob (a Quileute Indian) that tribe legends say that the Cullens are vampires that live off of animals. In the nearby town of Port Angeles, Bella is saved by Edward. He reveals that him and his family ARE vampires that don’t eat humans (big shocker, huh?). Edward takes Bella to a meadow and tells her that he is in love with her AND that he spends every night in Bella’s room without her knowing. So they kiss and all that kind of romantic crap. Edward spends the night in Bella’s room and they talk and Bella falls asleep (as Edward cannot). The next day Bella formally meets the rest of the Cullens and goes for a game of baseball. At the game, the Cullens, plus Bella meet three non vegetarian vamps, one of which craves her blood. Bella must escape and even when she does, Bella still manages to break her leg, ribs AND bitten by James (the vampire who craves her blood). Edward (of course) saves her. The book ends with Bella trying to convince Edward to change her into a vampire so she can spend eternity with him at junior prom.

So, gents, consider reading the series. They really are good. There is fighting and violence, and a bit of comedy. Please consider reading.
Lots of Love,
Caroline Lupetini, Twilight fan, signing off for MCC News
“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb” Edward Cullen