Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Danger:Song 3rd issue

Danger: Song
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m tellin’ you why… On this round ball of matter in the middle of space we call “Earth”; millions of youth are driving their poor parents crazy with these suspicious words thrown together in a catchy tune. Well again, just like an article from our first issue (which coincidently was written by this same, attractive reporter: Forrest Stewart!) we take a commonly used saying/song and guess that it is a part of a larger truth. This truth is that we think that the U.S. Government is spying on us. The song is thought to be a warning! Again the target is, obviously, the youth.
“What we encourage all scared and/or frightened (For some wacky reason, this guy thinks they are different, and I respect that!) Americans to do, is refrain from teaching 1-3 year old children this song, for ages 4-10 make the children give you a dollar every time they sing this song. And for ages 11-18 encourage your children to sing the song, so they will try to disobey you and they won’t sing it!” says Mr. Mark Lawrenson CEO of the Social Health for America Foundation (SHAF). SHAF is continually trying to find the culprit! “Stay out of trouble, don’t sing, and follow our instructions and we will have a happy, healthy country for all!”
Well, we really can’t argue with that!
Forrest Stewart signing of for MCC News.

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