Money
Washington- But something is wrong! A sign outside the National treasury confirms the problem! The National Treasury has run out of $1 bills and $5 bills!
“This is serious!” says Arnold Buffet, CEO of the Treasury, “We have $55555551 too little in 1s and $100000000000000000000000000000000000 too little in 5s!” Nevertheless people are working hard to use their illegal money-maker machines to bring back the economy! This shows how dedicated our American citizens are! Even though our country has seen better
days everyone is still thriving! We have a new president that may hold a change in our global position.
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