Bathroom 2nd issue

Bathroom
Dan Howards spent his “Day Downtown” looking for a public restroom! He searched far and wide looking. He is pictured here at another “Customer Only” bathroom.
“Nobody seemed to want to help a poor guy with an overly full bladder!” remarks Howards, 37. “I always thought store clerks were pretty much mellow in downtown!”
Dan decided he is going to make a map of all the stores and restaurants that have public restrooms. He hopes his next “Day Downtown” will be more pleasurable.
“I really like downtown Chicago and I don’t want it to be messed up because of some stupid shop owners who don’t understand the joy of an empty bladder.”
Even kids across the U.S. are protesting the CUSTOMER ONLY bathrooms! Well it’s the youth that really makes the difference! Here in the United States of America we honor the children’s input on different subjects!
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