Jobs
Well, with the economy in this bad state, new jobs are being put into place! Some of the newer ones (These are Real Job Listings from Ross and Kathryn Petra):
Associate Assistant Secretary
Assistant Assistant Secretary
Deputy Assistant Secretary
Associate Deputy Assistant Secretary
Chief of Staff to the Associate Assistant Secretary
Chief of Staff to the Assistant Assistant Secretary
Principal Deputy to the Deputy Assistant Secretary
Principal Assistant Deputy Undersecretary
o Associate Principal Deputy Assistant Secretary
And the new help wanted ads are getting more crazy.
Still real ones!
o Now hiring losers It is missing the “c”
And then there are people are DYING (you’ll get it) for a job.
o WANTED: MAN TO BARBECUE. Apply in person They could have said “Man to barbecue for a picnic.
o Outside Consultant Sought for Test of Gas Chamber
Well, we might as well be thankful for what we have (Even if we are making ourselves into hamburgers…)
Forrest Stewart signing of for MCC News.
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