Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Inventions 3rd issue

Inventions
Have you ever needes a piece of tissue or a Kleenex, but you forgot to pack some? Well now you can get the “Dorky” version or the “Dorky Supreme” version of the hat with a tissue attached! Now you don’t have to worry about that runny nose anymore because there is a new invention that will always have a pair of tissues on it so you can always blow that runny nose of yours out of the way! It is going to be one of the most unique inventions made this year! It is made with an adjustable strap so it will never fall off your big, old coconut. With a soft cushion on top of it, it might just be the softest thing that’s been on top of your head! Be sure to look for it in stores near YOU!
Pros:
Always have tissue
Lightweight
Small (ish)
Works well for adults and kids.
Cons:
People would look at you like you are INSANE!
It’s a hassle to carry around.
Jack Oremus signing off for MCC News

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