Break-in
These are the top break-in weapons judged by the criminal’s income:
1. $0-$6000: Brick
2. $6000-$16000: Barstool
3. $16000-$41000: 9mm pistol
4. $41000-$77500: Blunt edge of bread maker.
5. $77500-$210000: 25mm rifle
6. $210000-$590000: Gold Brick
7. $590000 and up: Doomsday laser
Wow!
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Great article, i had tons of fun writing this one!
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