Shopping
Kmart, a shopping place for the whole family! Here are some of the new additions to the chain:
Combining everyday low prices and friendly service in previously unthought-of ways!
Declaring Kmart “The Place for Shotguns, Soda, and Sweatpants!”
Finally allowing know-it-all teens to ride coin operated horsey outside entrance.
Instituting a two-Icee minimum.
Replacing “K” in Kmart sign with more appealing “Wal”
Burning down entire chain for insurance money.
Let’s go SHOPPING!! YEAH!
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Forrest Stewart, logging off, for MCC News!
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Great satirical article.
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