Mac
Amid much fanfare apple’s new computer was unveiled last week! Among it’s notable features:
1. Doubles as reading lamp.
2. Automatically sends fan letter to a celebrity of your choice during startup!
3. If you cup your hands around the base, your hair will rise.
4. Sprouts set of cybernetic insectoid legs and scuttles away if threatened.
5. Screen is flat which is good for some reason.
6. Wuvs you.
And although we promised not to advertise products during articles THAT was purty awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forrest Stewart, logging off, for MCC News!
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