Fashion 1st Issue

1. Fashion
   
   These are some of the top “trendy” things to do in the Moutvic Classroom:
   
   Check out the book “Losers’ INC. from the library, hold it above your head and point it at a random person while snickering stupidly.
   Tell Forrest Stewart to jump in a lake (yes Pierce I’m talking to you!)
   Talk about which characters in our reading book should die.
   Miss your lines while reading The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and have the whole class scream your character’s name in your ear.
   Raise your hand when the teacher asks a question, then when he/she calls on you give a feeble stutter and go off saying, “Ummmm, errrrrr yeah I kinda know the answer. Suuuuuuuuure yeah just one second mmmhmmm, sure...
   Hate Judith
   Groan REALLY loud when you get assigned new reading groups.
   When you read ahead in our reading book blurt out the ending despite Mrs. Moutvic’s protests. (kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiding)
   I do hope these hints will help you become a more likable person!
   
   Forrest Stewart, logging off, for MCC News!